What is a Hair? No, not hair. Hair. With a capital H.
Oh yes, there's a difference.
A Hair is, essentially, a member of the male sex (although female Hairs have been known to exist) bearing a long and well-maintained mane of hair. Hairs are those guys you see on the street and wonder "How does he see through all that hair?".
This is for all those who appreciate the awesomeness of Hairs and want to see them grouped in one beautiful collection.
In a world of baldness, gel, mullets and just general douchebaggery, a single Double-Bodied Entity, living in separate countries, fights for the popularization and liberation of the forever surpressed HAIRS.
If we forget the dreadlocks period and some other insanity times, you gotta admit it: HAIR.
And, I might add, he is a redhead in Alice.
ReplyDeleteSo, you know, WIN.
Tomato.