Band Bring Me The Horizon. I'm not a fan of their music, however we're not talking about music here. We're talking about Hair. And they got that spot-on.
What is a Hair? No, not hair. Hair. With a capital H.
Oh yes, there's a difference.
A Hair is, essentially, a member of the male sex (although female Hairs have been known to exist) bearing a long and well-maintained mane of hair. Hairs are those guys you see on the street and wonder "How does he see through all that hair?".
This is for all those who appreciate the awesomeness of Hairs and want to see them grouped in one beautiful collection.
In a world of baldness, gel, mullets and just general douchebaggery, a single Double-Bodied Entity, living in separate countries, fights for the popularization and liberation of the forever surpressed HAIRS.
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